No Glitter

Crafty time!

xo!
Em
It's a little late to get things shipped in time for holiday gifts, but...it's never too late to shop for yourself. :D zombietoes

Some Preferences Take Precedence

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Em

You'd just let me starve to death, wouldn't you? If I starved to death, who the hell would make you laugh? hmmm??

Landscaping

"Do you talk to your mother that way?!" "No, but I do talk to myself that way. Is that bad?" Hahahaha!

xo!
Em
I'm not gonna shut up about this: zombietoes.etsy.com

Vitamins

Sometimes, you gotta trust the dark side...



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Em
Shopping therapy works! --> zombietoes.etsy.com

Lovesick

Yeah, uh...First of all, Happy Halloween everyone!!!!!! :D
Secondly, here is my humble offering to your funny bone this week:



And third- Never have I EVER eaten so much candy that I have thrown up. I have, however, eaten so much BACON that I threw up. That was back in the day when I was working at Sylvester's Restaurant. Man, I swear, I must have eaten at least 2/3 of a pound of bacon that day. Perhaps more. It's a good thing I'll never know for sure.

Oh, yes, #4- Happy Valentine's Day, I guess.

xo!
Em

Please support my candy and bacon addiction by purchasing some hand made art, monsters, zombies, etc: zombietoes.etsy.com

Relative Perspectives

It's a constant stand-off. I blame these two for all the talking to myself I do.



xo!
Em

I know you're sick of shopping, but my boss told me I had to put the link up anyway: zombietoes.etsy.com

Self Sabotage

This...this is a comic I had drawn up months ago, but was hesitant at the time to post it. Now...well...I just don't give a fuck.



I know I should just delete those 'trouble' numbers, but I don't, and I probably won't. Sad.

xo!
Em

Have you done your confounded holiday shopping yet? Someone hard to buy for on your list? Even though I am a certified Grinch, I can still help you, but only if you go here and spend money: zombietoes.etsy.com