Face Time

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Em

Please website please thank you love love---> zombietoes.com

Warm Clown

Dressing up as a fancy version of myself. Mostly because I want to wear my favorite PJ bottoms out of the house for once, partially because some people are naturally afraid of clowns (that's just a happy bonus) and I am kind of feeling like a passive aggressive jerkhole these days. And all I really have to do is paint my face. Easy.
Have a Happy and Saaaaaafe fucking Halloween y'alls.

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Em
Why not stop by the website? (please?) zombietoes.com

Grizzled

This is why no one likes to watch movies with me, except for my mother.

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Em
Also, new art and scavenger hunt stuff! Check the website: zombietoes.com and the Fox Head Hunt page: FOXHEADHUNT

Girl Time

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Em

Have you checked out the FOXHEADHUNT yet? If not, go here: FOXHEADHUNT

While You Were Out...

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Em

Go to the website, there's new stuff and stuff: zombietoes.com

Nature's Prank Call

This scenario pretty much made my whole week.

In other news, working on some paintings, and some commission stuff. Plotting and scheming. Being all vague and junk. Hopefully, some new art to show you very soon.

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Em
You know I love it when you visit my website ;) zombietoes.com

Pile of

Haven't had a lot of time for drawing lately, but it's okay, because my new official website is up and running!
zombietoes.com
It's bare bones at the moment, but I'll have a lot more fun stuff up there soon!

xo!
Em

There's still the ol' zombietoes etsy shop for shopping ;)

This One's on Me

So, this is me slacking off again. I just drew this a half hour ago in my sketchbook. Lacking the ambition to color it in. Sometimes, it's a hell of a lot more work to color these things digitally. But...this is kind of what they look like before I clean them up. A present for you- behind the scenes. Haha. Ain't I swell?

In other news, I have acquired the domain name zombietoes, and am working on an official website for this comic and all my cartoon art and stuff. Also, slowly working on a zombietoes zazzle shop for prints and products of my illustrations and paintings. :D And other things. Lots of other things.
I have to go eat something cold. Okay, ice cream. I have to go eat ice cream now.

xo!
Em
And don't forget about the etsy shop, it's got a bunch of new photos with a fun new background! And reduced prices on some things! Yaaay! zombietoes.etsy.com

Some Preferences Take Precedence

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Em

You'd just let me starve to death, wouldn't you? If I starved to death, who the hell would make you laugh? hmmm??

RESPECT

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Em
Go shopping. zombietoes. Because I said so.

Peanut Butt-Hurt

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Em
My finances know ALL ABOUT butt-hurt, haha! That's a good reason to pick up some handmade awesomeness at zombietoes.

Landscaping

"Do you talk to your mother that way?!" "No, but I do talk to myself that way. Is that bad?" Hahahaha!

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Em
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Captain Fantasy

I know he looks like Weird Al, but he's not- this is Captain Video (also Captain Candy). I visit this dude once a week to rent a stack of really bad movies.



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Em

Monsters. Comics. Toys n stuff. Total Fun: zombietoes

5 a.m. Email

If you have ever received a rather (or should I say EXTRA) bizarre correspondence from me, chances are it was composed and sent VERY EARLY in the morning. Probably not the best practice.



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Em

Fun Times at zombietoes

Kevlar

This is more of a winter-themed comic...but what the hell. Also, new character...Kevin, better known as Kevlar...getting ready to face a night walk in the winter time. If you have never had to walk miles in the cold, dark, snowy winter, then...well, you have not lived, my friend.



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Em

Z OM b I E T o E s!

High Five Cat

This happened the other day. I love this man, even though he is a cat.

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Em

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Landry

Well.
I'm not sure how to open this post.
So I'll just go at it:

Lost some folks in April.
The loss of this particular individual touched me deeper than I thought it would, perhaps because of the timing- please read.

Yours is the very first name in my phone contact list. I only ever called you when you were super late to work...which was often enough that I would bother to save your number.
You always greeted me with one of two things- "Hey Creepy!" or "Hey Gorgeous!"- equally hilarious and fitting. Of course, this is how you greeted most people. Still, it had its charms.
I never spent any time with you outside of work. I wouldn't say we were friends, though we got along well enough. You knew every word to every song ever written, and who sung it, what year, who the hell the drummer was, how many covers were made, and by which singers...you knew so much goddamn music trivia. Why you were never a radio station DJ is beyond me. I once had to go home and look up "Eiffel Tower" because I got trapped in the walk-in with you and Tron for, like, ten seconds one day. I also remember the time a bottle of grenadine flew off the shelf at you and smashed on the floor. We talked about ghosts a lot, which is a strange thing to reflect on now, but then again...it really isn't.
I'm not going to sit here and blather on about all the good things you did and whatever, because, like I said...I never really knew your life. I only knew you- the flail scene, the joker, the risk taker, the hungover, the really pissed off, the kind of pissed off, the reckless, loving living a little too much, the clean, the dirty...the Landry. I do choose to remember you fondly, however, because...people like me need to have the influence of people like you.


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Em

Because I had to take some time off work for another death (in the family) I would REALLY EXTRA appreciate any patronage these days! Please don't think this is some sick marketing ploy, it is more like...it is my FIRST job to take care of the people I love when they call on me, and sometimes that means calling out of work, and suffering a bit financially. zombietoes.etsy.com

C Cups

This happened last week. What a rough morning. Also, it happened yesterday morning, but I did not flail as badly.

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Em
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Miss Communication

If you don't get it, you should not have slept through health class in high school. Dang, I kind of just sounded like a high school health teacher...

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Em
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Rainbow Puppies

So...I am a bit overworked lately-- if you know me, my admission of this fact alone should give you a good idea of HOW MUCH WORK that actually is-- and if you do not know me, you are a lucky lucky son of a gun. ;P In any case...Here is something my friend Lesley says from time to time, when she is overwhelmed: "I just need some place where I can go for an hour and hang out with a bunch of dogs". Smart lady, that Lesley. Sometimes, when I am super busy and I can't get to a dog, I close my eyes and...there they are! In RAINBOW!!! Hahahahaha!!!



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Em
Restocking things here and there...go check it out: zombietoes.etsy.com