Ice Cream Luv

Ladies and Gentlemen...They Might Be Giants:



xo!
Em

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Nature's Prank Call

This scenario pretty much made my whole week.

In other news, working on some paintings, and some commission stuff. Plotting and scheming. Being all vague and junk. Hopefully, some new art to show you very soon.

xo!
Em
You know I love it when you visit my website ;) zombietoes.com

Chicken Thor

xo!
Em
Don't forget to check out the new website, lots of art updates on the reg! --> zombietoes.com

Pile of

Haven't had a lot of time for drawing lately, but it's okay, because my new official website is up and running!
zombietoes.com
It's bare bones at the moment, but I'll have a lot more fun stuff up there soon!

xo!
Em

There's still the ol' zombietoes etsy shop for shopping ;)

Door Face

Gotta watch where you're going, ESPECIALLY if you are rushing around.



Speaking of not paying attention, I can see now that I have neglected to fully color in one of my frames here. And I'm gonna just leave it as is, because it's serendipitous, or some crap.

In other news, I have a new fox painting up for auction on eBay:


"Two Beggars" original fox painting

I'd tell you what else I am up to, but it is not ready to be discussed yet. That's my annoying way of saying that I am not up to nothing...in fact, I am probably up to no good. But at least it's something, huh?

xo!
Em

If you don't like the foxes, but would still like to support my creative life, you can always visit the shoppe:
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Man Hands

So...yeaaaaah...I have picked up a part time job at a local video rental store...and that means Customer Service, which I really am just no good at...But it's good practice in maintaining my "social" side.

This is pretty much my "Happy Valentine's Day" to you all. Please don't get all creative with your compliments, a simple, classic "You look nice today" will suffice. Why make things more painful and awkward than they already are?

xo!
Em

Hey I know some of you have filed your taxes, so you should spend some of your returns on the solid investment of cartoons: zombietoes.etsy.com

RESPECT

xo!
Em
Go shopping. zombietoes. Because I said so.

Pork Nose

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Em

zombies. toes. zombietoes.

Employee of the Month

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Em

Defibber

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Em

Fantasia Bathroom

Seriously, it's like a touch-free car wash. I just want to know...WHY?!?

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Em
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The Cut-Off

Take it however you can get it, I guess.

xo!
Em
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Saucemata

Every mess has a hilarious lining. At least that's what I tell myself.



xo!
Em

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Slip and Slime

The day job can get really greasy, especially if there is an Androo around...and there usually is one.



xo!
Em
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Landry

Well.
I'm not sure how to open this post.
So I'll just go at it:

Lost some folks in April.
The loss of this particular individual touched me deeper than I thought it would, perhaps because of the timing- please read.

Yours is the very first name in my phone contact list. I only ever called you when you were super late to work...which was often enough that I would bother to save your number.
You always greeted me with one of two things- "Hey Creepy!" or "Hey Gorgeous!"- equally hilarious and fitting. Of course, this is how you greeted most people. Still, it had its charms.
I never spent any time with you outside of work. I wouldn't say we were friends, though we got along well enough. You knew every word to every song ever written, and who sung it, what year, who the hell the drummer was, how many covers were made, and by which singers...you knew so much goddamn music trivia. Why you were never a radio station DJ is beyond me. I once had to go home and look up "Eiffel Tower" because I got trapped in the walk-in with you and Tron for, like, ten seconds one day. I also remember the time a bottle of grenadine flew off the shelf at you and smashed on the floor. We talked about ghosts a lot, which is a strange thing to reflect on now, but then again...it really isn't.
I'm not going to sit here and blather on about all the good things you did and whatever, because, like I said...I never really knew your life. I only knew you- the flail scene, the joker, the risk taker, the hungover, the really pissed off, the kind of pissed off, the reckless, loving living a little too much, the clean, the dirty...the Landry. I do choose to remember you fondly, however, because...people like me need to have the influence of people like you.


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Em

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C Cups

This happened last week. What a rough morning. Also, it happened yesterday morning, but I did not flail as badly.

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Em
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Hole Bagger

Uh, this is exactly what happened. Seriously, it's not me, I don't make this shit up. I am really not all that hilarious, as far as I can tell. I just document hilarity in the wild.



...but I do love to draw angry Leo. Hahaha!

xo!
Em

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Inhumane

One of these days, I'm gonna bite his head off...



xo!
Em

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The Lonely Hole

Just...laugh at my pain. It's okay, I'm giving you permission.



xo!
Em

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Not Beary Nice

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Em
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