Showing posts with label kitchen worker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kitchen worker. Show all posts

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Like a Mule

I am stubborn, like a mule. I am slow, like a mule. Sometimes, when I get to laughing really hard, I can even sound like...a mule. Yup. Sexy. If I like something, I'll kick it. If I don't like something, I'll kick it twice. If I'm angry, tired, excited, happy, nervous, nauseous, etc...I kick things. It's just my way.



Shop makeover is still in the behind-the-scenes phase. It is possible that I am slightly avoiding this task by working on other projects. It is possible that I use the word "possible" when I really mean "probable."

xo!
Em

Even though it's not all pretty like I promise it will be someday, it is still functional, and very much open for browsing and purchasing: zombietoes.etsy.com

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Landry

Well.
I'm not sure how to open this post.
So I'll just go at it:

Lost some folks in April.
The loss of this particular individual touched me deeper than I thought it would, perhaps because of the timing- please read.

Yours is the very first name in my phone contact list. I only ever called you when you were super late to work...which was often enough that I would bother to save your number.
You always greeted me with one of two things- "Hey Creepy!" or "Hey Gorgeous!"- equally hilarious and fitting. Of course, this is how you greeted most people. Still, it had its charms.
I never spent any time with you outside of work. I wouldn't say we were friends, though we got along well enough. You knew every word to every song ever written, and who sung it, what year, who the hell the drummer was, how many covers were made, and by which singers...you knew so much goddamn music trivia. Why you were never a radio station DJ is beyond me. I once had to go home and look up "Eiffel Tower" because I got trapped in the walk-in with you and Tron for, like, ten seconds one day. I also remember the time a bottle of grenadine flew off the shelf at you and smashed on the floor. We talked about ghosts a lot, which is a strange thing to reflect on now, but then again...it really isn't.
I'm not going to sit here and blather on about all the good things you did and whatever, because, like I said...I never really knew your life. I only knew you- the flail scene, the joker, the risk taker, the hungover, the really pissed off, the kind of pissed off, the reckless, loving living a little too much, the clean, the dirty...the Landry. I do choose to remember you fondly, however, because...people like me need to have the influence of people like you.


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xo XO!!
Em

Because I had to take some time off work for another death (in the family) I would REALLY EXTRA appreciate any patronage these days! Please don't think this is some sick marketing ploy, it is more like...it is my FIRST job to take care of the people I love when they call on me, and sometimes that means calling out of work, and suffering a bit financially. zombietoes.etsy.com

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Hell's Walk-In

We make a sauce at work that is SUPER HOT...and sometimes, it does not get covered properly at night...



xo!
Em
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Friday, June 15, 2012

Order of Crab Rangoon

I haven't been posting here on the blog, because I haven't been posting comics lately- just some Character Overviews on my Facebook Page. Once I figure out how I want to put them up here, I will do such. Also, I will have a rambly sort of blog post soon...but for now, this week's comic:



xo!
Em
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Friday, May 25, 2012

The Illest

I do feel the need to state that Evan is not actually this big of a jerk. And, sadly, we do not actually have a pizza bazooka at work. (not yet, anyway).



xo!
Em
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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Mighty Prepared



Stay tuned for another post this weekend, with info about purchasing prints, and some other fun goodies I made!!

xo!
Em
Tons of fun monsters, cartoons, comics, zombies, and other stuff at zombietoes.etsy.com!

Tuesday, April 3, 2012