Friday, March 29, 2013

Miss Communication


If you don't get it, you should not have slept through health class in high school. Dang, I kind of just sounded like a high school health teacher...

xo!
Em
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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Rainbow Puppies

So...I am a bit overworked lately-- if you know me, my admission of this fact alone should give you a good idea of HOW MUCH WORK that actually is-- and if you do not know me, you are a lucky lucky son of a gun. ;P In any case...Here is something my friend Lesley says from time to time, when she is overwhelmed: "I just need some place where I can go for an hour and hang out with a bunch of dogs". Smart lady, that Lesley. Sometimes, when I am super busy and I can't get to a dog, I close my eyes and...there they are! In RAINBOW!!! Hahahahaha!!!



xo!
Em
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Friday, March 15, 2013

Handy Reminder

Well, Eminem says a lot of truth is said in jest, and I will agree with him 100% on that. I actually agree with that guy on quite a bit, aside from the "...there's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans"-- and I forgive him for that line, because OBVIOUSLY he has not met me.



This isn't true ALL time, just when I feel backed into a corner, or trampled on, or generally ignored...and honestly, I am sensitive as hell. There. I said it. Go ahead and use it against me if you like the taste of your own blood.

Thank you for allowing me to vent. PLEASE laugh if you feel inclined, and don't feel badly about it, because laughing is the best cure for lots of things. That is, after all, the main force behind this comic :)

xo!
Em

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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Cartoon Ocean Art- Tad, Fish Hands, and Burt

Hallo! This is not a comic post...and for that I am sorry, but Christ on a crucifix, I cannot be funny ALL the TIME!!
*ahem* THIS post is about ART! CARTOONS! Dorky pictures I drew and would like to share with you! :D

Today's theme: the ocean! Why? I have been fascinated-verging-on-obsessed with the ocean for as long as I can recall. The quaint-looking (but wicked harsh) New England seaside is one of my first memories. Also...Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea...and we all know how I love me some magic dragons! But seriously, the most compelling reason, for me, to love the ocean is all the UNKNOWN out there. Out there, under the water that covers MOST of our planet. Think about it. Whoa, man, right? Of all the weird creatures my imagination could conjure up, there is something EVEN weirder lurking right next to us, but we just can't see it.
Anyway, enough rambling, how about some pictures? Three of my lowbrow water critter illustrations for you to feast your eyes upon:

"Tad"


Tad is all alone, totally lost, and extremely socially awkward (but has a heart of gold). He also looks pretty dern tired if you ask me.
The original painting is HERE
open edition 8" x 10" prints are HERE.

"Fish Hands"


I...don't even know. I just do not know.
The original illustration is HERE
I do not have prints available at this time, but if you want to nag me about it, feel free ;) Uh, actually, make sure you gauge my mood before you start the nagging. (Just some advice from a fickle person.)

"Burt"


Burt wants you to know what he's talking about... But he's not actually speaking, because this octopus has no mouth! Hope you can read eyelids...
The original illustration (framed!) is HERE!
I do not have prints of him available yet, either, but again with the nagging thing...feel free.

So, those are some of my arts. I will do more of these posts in the future, perhaps one a month? Why am I asking you? :P I hope you've enjoyed the display :) Tell you friends, tell your mom. <3

xo!
Em
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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Lovesick

Yeah, uh...First of all, Happy Halloween everyone!!!!!! :D
Secondly, here is my humble offering to your funny bone this week:



And third- Never have I EVER eaten so much candy that I have thrown up. I have, however, eaten so much BACON that I threw up. That was back in the day when I was working at Sylvester's Restaurant. Man, I swear, I must have eaten at least 2/3 of a pound of bacon that day. Perhaps more. It's a good thing I'll never know for sure.

Oh, yes, #4- Happy Valentine's Day, I guess.

xo!
Em

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